The (Not So) Shocking True Update of RTA
Ryan Abramson spent 25 fantastic years immersed in the world of private school admissions, communications, and marketing. From running from one high school night to another, adding up numbers in basketballscorebooks, and layering up at one ice rink after another, his career was a whirlwind of action and strategy. But now, he’s turning the page on that chapter and embracing a new passion — exploring everything Bucks Countyand Philadelphia have to offer.
Plus, this is not just a Ryan Abramson thing, check out this article about touring City Hall.
What’s the latest step in this fresh adventure? Ryan has launched his own restaurant review page at www.ryantabramson.com. At first glance, these might seem like simple food reviews, but trust me, this Ryan Abramson story will shock you! (Probably because it’s so boring!)
From Parking Lots to Parallel Parking: A Game-Changer
Ryan’s journey has evolved in an unexpected way. Known for selecting establishments based on their parking lots — because let’s face it, convenience is king — he has now ventured into uncharted territory: parallel parking. Yes, you heard that right. From being a strip mall regular to a parking spot adventurer, the small, narrow streets of Philadelphia have met their match (totally not true).
OK, that’s not possible. Philadelphia parking is a circle of hell.
Sure, the local pubs, good seafood, fun neighborhood pizza joints, and authentic bites make for great experiences, but the real story is his newfound ability to squeeze his car into those tricky city spots. Full disclosure: for all the fantastic places in Fairmount, there is an easy parking lot, too. So, while Ryan is pushing his boundaries, he isn’t completely throwing caution to the wind.
Also, Ryan really wants MaGerks in Langhorne to Open Already!
Yes, Still Helping Students One Essay at a Time
Beyond food and parking challenges, Ryan is continuing to make a significant impact in the world of education. Over the years, he has helped dozens of high school seniors craft compelling personal statements for college admissions. His expertise extends beyond simple essay tweaks — he has guided students to land scholarships, including (another) one that resulted in a full tuition scholarship! Graduate school applications, scholarship essays, and everything in between have all benefited from his sharp writing skills and keen storytelling ability.
Ryan’s talent for words isn’t just limited to student essays. His marketing expertise has made waves, and his ability to create compelling narratives is turning heads.
Ryan Abramson Taking Social Media by Storm
While some internet buzz falls flat when confronted with reality, Ryan has been making real waves on social media. The explosion of short-form video content has transformed digital engagement, and Ryan decided to jump in headfirst.
With a background in digital marketing, SEO, AI, and social media strategy, he saw an opportunity — why not take advantage of the shifting landscape and have some fun? Enter Ryan’s TikTok channel, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts, and Facebook Stories. The result? A steady stream of engaging, authentic content that brings the real world of Ryan Abramson to life.
Sometimes there is a great hullabaloo (great word, you should use it today). Then we find out it was a big giant nothing (pun intended). We have all heard stories and thought: that can’t be true. And let’s be clear — while outrageous stories might generate clicks, Ryan is committed to keeping the facts, well, factual. A viral moment might be great for the water cooler, but nowadays, media people are paid for clicks not facts. Just ask these poor folks.
And speaking of watching, according to YouTube CEO Neal Mohan, more people now watch YouTube on their TV than their phones! With this trend in mind, Ryan’s content strategy is poised to adapt yet again.
What’s Next for Ryan Abramson?
Silence on some things should not be confused with inaction. So first, Ryanis just all about keeping it positive. Why? Well, why not?
Ryan Abramson is a 1994 graduate of Holy Ghost Prep, former admissions director and manager of the ice hockey team.
Keeping the right mindset, staying positive, realizing the opportunities ahead and believing in the best outcomes is a whole let better than dwelling on who’s done ya wrong or how an unexpected off ramp sent you onto a new path.
What is meant to be will be. A narrative built with a house of cards can only withstand so much hot air. Ryan believes that a life built in a house of family, friends and believers does not need to withstand anything, because it withstands everything — and if it gets knocked down, together it will get built again.
With spring around the corner, new outdoor adventures are on the horizon. What will the next headline be? Perhaps Ryan Abramson Tells the Real Story or Check Out the Ryan Abramson Channel! One thing’s for sure — people will be watching.
So, from restaurant reviews, to my Oakridge Leaders page, to parallel parking victories, from essay coaching to social media storytelling, Ryan Abramson’s journey is one you don’t want to miss.
So, stay tuned. There is a lot more Ryan Abramson to be told. Stop asking What Ever Happened to Ryan Abramson? You can watch it on social media.
And, one thing is for sure: The best is yet to come!
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